Last night I looked up a belly burning diet. It is a Low-Carb diet. So in other words, it is a low satisfaction diet.
I woke up this morning, not very excited for breakfast. I usually have the typical college student breakfast, some bargain brand fruit loops and caffeine. This is something that makes me happy. This morning I was thinking about how I needed to eat something "Low-Carb". Not quite as exciting or joyful.
Looking around my kitchen I found that I didn't have to many options. I have a few high fiber muffins that are delicious, but are totally not "Low-effing-Carb". So I pulled out an apple. Most fruit is a part of the diet and most vegetables are as well. Those are the carbs that I can eat(they hardly seem like carbs at all though). As soon as I pulled the apple out, I also pulled out a bag from under the sink. I guess my mind decided that this was going to be lunch today instead of breakfast.
I am still breakfast-less. I pulled the milk out from the refrigerator. I have a multi-vitamin that I take everyday. I have tried just having the vitamin for breakfast, but it makes you feel really sick(I have always thought this is super weird by the way! This could be a whole post by its self. Why would something that they say(and who is they?!) is so healthy for you need to be taken with food; or else you are beside yourself because of how nauseous you are). So I poured a big glass of milk and I pulled out a multi-vitamin. I took the vitamin with the milk. Now I have set myself up for a race. I have to find something to eat before I head out for work or else I will be calling in sick with self inflicted pain.
I am frantic at this point. What can I put in my belly to make sure that it doesn't want to vomit! Now that bran muffin is looking even more appealing. I see that we have bananas. I ripe one from the bunch. I magically see how this produce is also ending up in my lunch bag. This is not good. It seems as though the banana is also not my preemptive pepto.
Before I knew what was happening I was eating my wonderful muffin, full of carbs. It was delicious. I don't know if I had ever been so glad to be eating a muffin. I then remembered my diet, and it was all to easy to push it to the side. It is not the first time I am pushing a diet back. It happens nearly every week. I am a semi-professional diet procrastinator. Ask me anytime for tips.
