Joel McAllister
Monday, July 30, 2012
Monday, February 13, 2012
Character Strengths
| Your Top Strength |
Humor and playfulness |
| Your Second Strength |
Hope, optimism, and future-mindedness |
| Your Third Strength |
Social intelligence |
| Your Fourth Strength |
Judgment, critical thinking, and open-mindedness |
| Your Fifth Strength |
Bravery and valor The best way to use these strengths is to make sure they are known on my resume. |
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
The number 8

Beatles' Eight Days a Week.
8-ball
The "Magic 8-ball" is something people call this ---->The number 8
It's a homophone! It is probably one of the happiest homophones that exist. Whenever I think that I ate 8 of anything I bet I am in a food coma(I guess because I only eat big things. Not grapes or anything like that).They are spelled so differently as well. ATE and EIGHT. Ate looks like how it should be spelled and eight looks more like this phonetically eh-I-guh-te. This sounds more like a Native American name. Chief Eight(eh-I-guh-te). I don't know why they couldn't of just had it be a homonym. No one would have every had the number 8 and having eaten in the past mixed up in a sentence. I will illustrate my point.
I ate apples, ate of them(oh no that didn't help my cause). Ate people are zombies(people who are eaten become zombies, this really is a problem). Ok, well I guess we should just never spell out 8. Always just write the number, no matter what the grammatical rule is.
The number 8
Not long ago some scientist was like, "Somethings can go on forever". Another scientist was like, "That is totally true man". They both were a little freaked out, then they thought, "We should name it infinity"(because that would be the first thought you would have to name it). Then the other scientist said, "The symbol for infinity should an 8 that is laying down on its side, because here recently the eight has been really nice to me...if you know what I mean". The other scientist didn't know what he meant.
Somehow 8 went from the 8th guy in line to the first, at least in the scientific community. I think it is because of the scientific community's love for the band Three Dog Night. They wrote a song about how "one is the loneliest number" and how "two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one" Since scientist are always over thinking, they tried to find when a number becomes unlonely and the number 8 had the best argument...I guess.
Three Dog Night "One is the Loneliest Number" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ab8BOu4LE
Monday, February 6, 2012
Art Review

The edge of the art we are looking at is the black/brown. I think that the frame with the art became much more interesting, but just the art itself is very boring.
I have painted a few houses. We do a type of antiquing that looks really good on lighter colors. This looks to me like a brown antiquing that is on a black paint. It would darken a room and make a room shrink. Perhaps some people would like this, but not me.
I do see this as a painted wall; with that perspective, it looks as though there is a flaw right in the middle of the wall.
I also feel pretty upset that other people see things in this photo. I feel right.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Breakfast
I woke up this morning, not very excited for breakfast. I usually have the typical college student breakfast, some bargain brand fruit loops and caffeine. This is something that makes me happy. This morning I was thinking about how I needed to eat something "Low-Carb". Not quite as exciting or joyful.
Looking around my kitchen I found that I didn't have to many options. I have a few high fiber muffins that are delicious, but are totally not "Low-effing-Carb". So I pulled out an apple. Most fruit is a part of the diet and most vegetables are as well. Those are the carbs that I can eat(they hardly seem like carbs at all though). As soon as I pulled the apple out, I also pulled out a bag from under the sink. I guess my mind decided that this was going to be lunch today instead of breakfast.
I am still breakfast-less. I pulled the milk out from the refrigerator. I have a multi-vitamin that I take everyday. I have tried just having the vitamin for breakfast, but it makes you feel really sick(I have always thought this is super weird by the way! This could be a whole post by its self. Why would something that they say(and who is they?!) is so healthy for you need to be taken with food; or else you are beside yourself because of how nauseous you are). So I poured a big glass of milk and I pulled out a multi-vitamin. I took the vitamin with the milk. Now I have set myself up for a race. I have to find something to eat before I head out for work or else I will be calling in sick with self inflicted pain.
I am frantic at this point. What can I put in my belly to make sure that it doesn't want to vomit! Now that bran muffin is looking even more appealing. I see that we have bananas. I ripe one from the bunch. I magically see how this produce is also ending up in my lunch bag. This is not good. It seems as though the banana is also not my preemptive pepto.
Before I knew what was happening I was eating my wonderful muffin, full of carbs. It was delicious. I don't know if I had ever been so glad to be eating a muffin. I then remembered my diet, and it was all to easy to push it to the side. It is not the first time I am pushing a diet back. It happens nearly every week. I am a semi-professional diet procrastinator. Ask me anytime for tips.
